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NUMERAL RATIONING NOTICE: All prices are displayed in Roman numerals in compliance with the Institute for Numerical Resource Management conservation protocol. If your assigned number set does not include the numerals required for checkout, please contact INRM for a temporary allocation exemption. We apologize for the inconvenience. We did not choose this.
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NEW
The VI-Day Calendar
$XXIV.XCIX
Finally accurate. Wednesday removed from every week of MMXXVI. Holidays redistributed. Month lengths adjusted. For readers still experiencing Wednesday, a thin grey placeholder column will disappear when you're ready.
FREQWAND
BESTSELLER
FreqWand™
$CXLIX.XCIX
Portable frequency delivery. III settings: Ambient, Targeted, Integration. Recommended by the Institute of Domestic Wellness. Compatible with all BetterButter consumption protocols. Battery lasts up to XLVIII hours.
BETTERBUTTER™
XX% PLANTS ENHANCED SUBSTRATE
MONTHLY SUPPLY
ESSENTIAL
BetterButter™ Monthly Supply
$XXXIX.XCIX
XXX-day supply at recommended daily intake of VII tablespoons. Auto-delivery available. Your substrate integration shouldn't depend on remembering to shop. We'll remember for you.
Optimization Tools
RESOLUTION
RESISTANCE
KIT
IDW
APPROVED
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO NOT CHANGE
Resolution Resistance Kit
$LIX.XCIX
Includes: routine reinforcement cards, optimization journal (pre-filled), affirmation mirror decal ("You Are Already Optimal"), and a sealed envelope labeled "Open Only If You Consider Changing." Institute of Domestic Wellness approved.
IV
XVII
7
XC
SUPPLEMENTAL SET
INRM AUTHORIZED
LIMITED
Supplemental Number Set
$XIX.XCIX
V additional Roman numerals for your personal allocation. Authorized by the Institute for Numerical Resource Management. Each set is unique. Numbers are non-transferable, non-refundable, and will expire at the end of the calendar year.
MODERN
LIVING
MONTHLY
IV:XLVII AM EDITION
IV:XLVII AM Mug
$XVIII.XCIX
For your optimal wake time. XIV oz ceramic. Black exterior, gold interior. The words "YOU'RE AWAKE. GOOD." printed on the bottom, visible only when the mug is empty. Which it will be, every morning, at IV:XLVII.
Currently Unavailable
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Real Butter (Historical)
$VI.XCIX
This product is no longer available. The American Dairy Council ceased operations December XXXI, MMXXV. We list it here as a courtesy to the XLVII people who have requested it since January. We cannot help you. No one can.
VII
DEPLETED
The Number VII
PRICE N/A
Exhausted. Scheduled for formal decommission in April MMXXVI. We receive approximately CXX requests per week for this number. It is gone. Please use VII's Roman numeral equivalent where possible. We understand this is the same number. The distinction is bureaucratic. We don't make the rules.