MODERN LIVING MONTHLY
ISSUE CCLIII • APRIL 2026
• What XII.8% Means and Whether It Will Happen on April 17th
• Harst: A Field Guide to the New Season
• Your House Has More Questions
• The New Precipitation: A Naming Update
• A Note from Someone We Have Not Heard From in a While
• We Need to Talk About the Banana
You made it to April. That is something.
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What XII.8% Means and Whether It Will Happen on April 17th
Dr. Torres Has Already Answered This

Torres has been unusually available to press this month.

In previous months, communications from BetterButter Industries came through official channels: press releases, prepared statements, responses to written questions submitted in advance. This month, Torres has given three separate interviews, all conveying identical information with increasing specificity.

In the first interview, two weeks ago: "XII.8% will be reached on April 17th."

In the second, one week later: "The transition to XII.8% will occur on April 17th at some point during the working day."

In the third, this past Thursday: "The reduction to XII.8% is scheduled. It will occur on April 17th. The plant content will reach XII.8% because that is when it is scheduled to occur. I want to be clear that this is not a projection."

He was asked what the difference was between a scheduled event and a projection.

"A projection is an estimate," Torres said. "A schedule is a schedule."

He was asked who made the schedule.

Torres looked at his notes. "The reduction will occur on April 17th," he said.

What readers are noticing

The volume of reader letters describing the product as different has increased since March. The descriptions have not become more specific. If anything, they have become less so.

"I have been consuming BetterButter since September," writes one reader. "I know this product. Whatever it is doing now, it is doing something it was not doing before. I am not saying this is a complaint. I am saying I notice."

Another: "It is still BetterButter. It tastes like BetterButter. But there is something underneath the taste that I keep trying to locate and cannot. My husband does not notice it. I notice it every time."

Torres was asked about this pattern directly.

"What you are noticing is correct progress," he said. "You are noticing because you are paying attention. That is exactly what we want."

He was asked whether correct progress was supposed to produce a sensation that resisted description.

"Yes," Torres said. He did not elaborate.

On the formula

Torres was asked again this month whether the formula had changed since the reduction to XIV.3% in late February.

"The formula is what it is," he said.

He was asked whether that was a confirmation that it had not changed.

"It is a statement about the formula," Torres said.

When pressed on what specifically the formula contained at this time, Torres produced a printed document, read the ingredients list at a speed that prevented transcription, and returned the document to his briefcase.

"The formula is what it is," he said again, in the tone of someone who considers the matter closed.

What April 17th means

Torres has declined to explain the significance of the specific date. When asked whether April 17th was chosen for operational reasons, he said no. When asked whether it was chosen for logistical reasons, he said no. When asked why April 17th, Torres was quiet for a moment.

"It is when XII.8% will happen," he said. "The date and the event are not separate things."

He was asked to explain what that meant.

"April 17th," Torres said. "XII.8%. These are facts about the same thing. I am not sure there is more to explain."

"You have been consuming BetterButter correctly. Your substrate integration is proceeding correctly. On April 17th, XII.8% will occur correctly. Everything that is happening is happening correctly. I want you to understand that."

Dr. Raymond Torres, Chief Innovation Officer, BetterButter Industries

What follows XII.8%

Torres has not announced a target below XII.8% or a date beyond April 17th. When asked whether the company still intends to reach 0% plant content, Torres said: "The direction we are moving is the direction we have always been moving."

He was asked if that was a yes.

"April 17th," Torres said. "XII.8%. Focus on what is in front of you."

BetterButter™
APRIL 17TH. XII.8%. THIS IS SCHEDULED.
You have been asking. Here is the answer.
XII.8% plant content. April 17th. Not a projection. A schedule. The date and the event are not separate things. We have said this clearly and we are saying it again because clarity is the foundation of trust and trust is what substrate integration requires.
What you are noticing in the product is correct. You are noticing correctly. Keep consuming. The integration continues. April 17th is not far.
Mark the date if you still have access to dates.
Contains: Plant matter (XIV.3%), enhanced substrate, organic bonding compounds, cellular recognition matrix, and proprietary stabilizers. Daily consumption recommended. The formula is what it is. What you are noticing is correct.
APRIL 17TH. YOU WILL KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS.
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Harst: A Field Guide to the New Season
Prepared by the Institute of Domestic Wellness in Consultation with the National Center for Environmental Information

What Harst is

Harst is the new season. It was not announced. It arrived sometime in late February, between winter and spring, occupying time that those seasons contracted to provide. You likely felt it before you had a word for it.

It has a minimum duration of two weeks. Its maximum duration is not yet established. Dr. Sarah Pell of the National Center for Environmental Information, when asked how long Harst lasts, has consistently said: "Until it decides." The Institute has incorporated this into seasonal guidance without modification.

What the air does

Harst air is dry in a way that is not quite cold and not quite warm. It resists the vocabulary available to it from prior seasons. Readers attempting to describe it frequently settle on what it is not: not the dry cold of February, not the wet cold of early spring, not the smell-of-earth warmth that belongs to April when April is operating normally.

The post-rain stillness that used to move between seasons belongs to Harst now. This is one of its clearest characteristics. In the twenty minutes following Harst rain, the air achieves a quality that many readers will recognize from all seasons as a periodic visitor. It is now a permanent resident of Harst and is only passing through everything else.

It gets dark earlier than the calendar would suggest. The quality of that darkness is different from winter darkness. Multiple researchers have attempted to characterize the difference and settled on similar language, which none have published.

What to wear

The Institute recommends approaching Harst clothing in layers. Most readers report the urge to remove one layer approximately forty minutes into any outdoor activity. The urge is correct. The need to put it back on is also correct. Both are correct simultaneously, which requires a kind of preparation that prior seasons did not.

Waterproofing is recommended but has shown inconsistent effectiveness against the new precipitation. See the naming update in this issue for current status on that matter.

On food during Harst

The Institute has not yet issued formal dietary guidance for Harst. Reader observations submitted over the past six weeks suggest a preference, during this season, for foods that have not been changed by heat. The Institute notes this as observational data rather than guidance and is continuing to review submissions before making recommendations.

What has not arrived

First frost was confirmed absent from Weather II in last month's issue. This absence is now considered permanent rather than delayed.

The particular smell of earth after frost has not been observed this year. The compression of sound in cold air, familiar to anyone who has walked outside on a clear winter morning and noticed the way sound travels differently, has also not been observed. Whether these belong to a future Weather II update or have been discontinued is unknown. The Institute recommends noting their absence without expecting their return.

The quality of late afternoon light in late summer, the hour before dusk on clear days, has now been absent for approximately six months. No researcher has announced its removal. It has not appeared. A classified notice in last month's community board asked whether anyone had noticed when it left. The response volume was significant. The Institute is reviewing the letters.

Harst and the calendar

The six-day calendar requires updating to accommodate Harst. Calendar manufacturers have acknowledged this and have left the relevant section blank pending guidance from the INRM, the Institute, and a third body that has not yet named itself publicly. No timeline for calendar revision has been announced.

Residents should note that Harst occupies real time regardless of whether that time has been formally assigned to the calendar. You are in Harst now. The calendar will catch up.

Frequently asked questions

How will I know when Harst ends? The air will change. Most readers report the transition out of Harst is clearer than the transition in. Something resolves. You will likely recognize it when it happens.

Is Harst the same everywhere? Reports from readers across a wide geographic range describe consistent characteristics. The post-rain stillness, the layer question, the early darkness. Regional variation exists but the season appears to be functioning as a single system.

Should I change my routines during Harst? The Institute does not recommend routine changes for seasonal transitions. Harst is new but your optimization is not. Maintain what works. Note what changes. Write to us if something requires guidance.

"Harst is not a disruption. It is an addition. The year now contains something it did not contain before. That is not alarming. That is simply what is true."

Institute of Domestic Wellness, April Seasonal Guidance
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It has been there the whole time.
IT’S STILL THERE.
AMERICANS FOR PERSIMMON AWARENESS • EST. 2019 • DELIVERED VIA TEEN GOOGLE AT TEEN GOOGLE’S DISCRETION
We Need to Talk About the Banana

We have been patient.

We have submitted our findings through the appropriate channels. We have attended the meetings. We have sat at the folding table in the produce section with pamphlets that nobody took. We have watched the banana's market share climb every single year while we smiled and said nothing because we were told that was the professional approach.

We are done being professional.

We are buying this space because the appropriate channels have not worked, and because what we are about to tell you is something the banana industry has spent considerable resources making sure you never thought too hard about.

Start with what the banana actually is.

Every banana you have ever eaten is genetically identical to every other banana. Not similar. Not the same variety. The exact same organism, reproduced by sending shoots from its own root structure, incapable of sexual reproduction, incapable of variation, incapable of change. The banana you ate this morning was the same banana your grandmother ate. It is the same banana Jeff eats. It is the same banana the stranger on your train eats, the one across the country eats, the one on the other side of the world eats. There is one banana. There has always been only one banana. It comes in billions of identical copies and it has never once been yours specifically.

We want you to sit with that.

You built a morning around it. You reached for it without thinking, which is exactly what the banana wants, a relationship so automatic you stop questioning it entirely. You thought the routine meant something. You thought your loyalty meant something. The banana does not know your name. The banana cannot know your name. The banana is a sterile clone that has not evolved since the Cavendish variety replaced the Gros Michel in the 1950s following a fungal collapse that the banana did not survive through resilience or adaptation but through human intervention that the banana has never once acknowledged or thanked anyone for.

The banana was saved. It has spent the subsequent seventy years acting like that never happened.

And here is the part we need you to hear: the banana is dying again. There is another fungus. Tropical Race 4. It has been spreading since the 1990s and it will eventually do to the Cavendish what Panama disease did to the Gros Michel, which is finish it completely. The banana industry knows this. Researchers know this. We have known this for thirty years.

The banana has not told you.

You have been deepening a commitment to something that is quietly, unhurriedly, already on its way out, and it has chosen to spend that time on grocery store endcaps and smoothie menus rather than having an honest conversation with you about what is coming. That is not a relationship. That is someone running out the clock.

We understand this is not comfortable. We are not raising it to cause pain. We are raising it because you are an adult who deserves accurate information about what you are choosing to eat every morning, and because there is something else we need you to consider.

Think about the last time you saw Jeff's banana.

You recognized it immediately. Of course you did. It was indistinguishable from yours because it was yours, same genetics, same structure, same blank indifference to either of you specifically. You thought you had something the banana was giving only to you. Jeff thought the same thing. You were both wrong in exactly the same way at exactly the same time, which is perhaps the most clarifying thing the banana has ever accidentally communicated.

It gave you nothing it wasn't giving everyone.

Now. We need to tell you about the persimmon.

The persimmon has been in your produce section this whole time. Every week. Sitting there. You have walked past it. You have perhaps looked at it briefly and thought, I don't know what that is, and moved on, which is a completely understandable response and also exactly the kind of reaction the banana's decades of shelf dominance has trained you to have toward anything that requires a moment of consideration.

The persimmon requires a moment of consideration. This is not a flaw.

Each persimmon grows from a specific tree in a specific place and it carries something of that place with it. They are not identical. They are not interchangeable. The persimmon from one orchard tastes different from the persimmon from another, which means when you eat one you are eating something that came from somewhere real, tended by someone specific, grown in particular soil. It has a provenance. It has a location on a map you could point to.

The persimmon also has standards. If you eat an unripe one, your mouth will let you know immediately. The tannins will seize everything. You will not be able to eat it. The persimmon is telling you something: you moved too fast, you didn't pay attention, you need to slow down and learn something before you can have this. The banana has never once asked anything of you. The banana requires nothing from you. The banana will let anyone have it at any stage of ripeness and feel nothing either way.

We are not saying the persimmon is perfect. We are saying the persimmon is real. We are saying it has been there, and it has been ignored, and it deserves better than that, and frankly so do you.

Americans for Persimmon Awareness has maintained a presence on Teen Google since March. Teen Google will deliver it to you when Teen Google determines the time is appropriate. We cannot control that. What we can control is being here, in this space, asking you directly:

The next time you are in the produce section, stop.

Look at the persimmon. It has been there the whole time.

It's still there.

Americans for Persimmon Awareness is a registered 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization. Sandra Reyes, Executive Director. We can be reached by mail. We check it on Thursdays. We have been doing this since 2019 and we are not stopping.
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Your House Has More Questions
A Follow-up from the Institute of Domestic Wellness

Last month, we published guidance on identifying the question your house was asking. Readers were encouraged to walk through each room, locate the source of the atmospheric attention, and determine the subject of the question through a process of careful self-examination. Many of you wrote back.

Some houses resolved. The atmospheric quality shifted, the attention lifted, and occupants reported a new kind of quiet in their homes that felt different from the quiet before the question began. Better, several noted. More settled.

Other houses asked a second question.

"I answered the first one honestly," writes one reader from Ohio. "I sat in the room, I identified the subject, I answered out loud. The quality changed. I thought it was over. Three days later, something new. Different room this time. Different subject. I am back at the beginning."

Dr. Martin Webb of the Institute of Domestic Wellness says this is expected. "Think of the first question as an introduction," he explains. "The house established that communication was possible. The second question is the actual conversation beginning. We should have been clearer about this in March. We apologize for any confusion."

What the Institute is tracking

The Institute has begun cataloguing the questions readers report their houses asking. The project is ongoing and the data is incomplete. However, one finding has already been flagged as significant enough to share.

Two households, in different regions, with no known connection to each other, submitted identical questions. Not similar questions. The same question, word for word, as best the occupants could describe it.

The Institute has not shared what the question is. In a brief statement, Dr. Webb noted only that it pertains to "something occupants generally do not discuss with each other" and that the Institute is "treating this development with appropriate attention."

Readers who believe their house may be asking this question are encouraged to write to the Institute directly. Do not include the question in correspondence to this magazine.

A developmental milestone

One reader reported something the Institute has not previously documented. She was in the room, prepared to answer, sitting with the atmospheric attention of the question as Dr. Webb's guidance recommended. Before she could speak, the quality shifted.

"I did not answer," she writes. "The house answered its own question. I do not know what it decided. But something resolved. The attention went away and it has not come back."

Dr. Webb described this as "a meaningful developmental milestone in house-occupant communication." He did not elaborate on what the milestone represents or what it suggests about the house's trajectory.

The Institute is collecting similar reports. If your house has answered its own question, please write to us.

Frequently asked questions for occupants

My house is asking the same question it asked last month. Did I answer it wrong?
Possibly. Alternatively, it is a different question that resembles the first one. The Institute recommends answering again with more specificity.
My house does not seem to be asking anything right now. Is that good?
Houses that have received satisfactory answers sometimes enter a quiet period. This is different from a house that has stopped asking. Most occupants report being able to distinguish between the two. If you are uncertain, the Institute recommends waiting.
How long does this process continue?
The Institute does not have timeline data. "Until it resolves" is the current guidance. Most occupants who have maintained consistent engagement with their house's questions report a gradual decrease in frequency over several months.
My neighbor's house appears to be asking a question about my house.
This is new. Please write to us.
"The house is not interrogating you. It is completing its understanding of you. There is a difference. The first is adversarial. The second is simply thorough."

Dr. Martin Webb, Institute of Domestic Wellness
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The New Precipitation: A Naming Update
The Committee Has Met. No Name Has Been Assigned.

A naming committee was established in March by a body that has not publicly identified itself. The committee met twice in the past four weeks. Three names were proposed.

The first was rejected because it described a form of precipitation that already exists. Committee members declined to say which existing form it resembled, noting only that the resemblance was "close enough to create confusion."

The second was approved provisionally. It cannot be made official until the precipitation is observed again under controlled conditions. The precipitation has not cooperated with observation attempts. The committee is waiting.

The third name was withdrawn by its proposer before the vote. The chair of the committee described the withdrawal as being for "personal reasons" and said nothing further.

The precipitation has been documented on seven occasions since Weather II began. It falls at a rate similar to light rain. It is not wet in the way rain is wet. Several observers have described the experience of standing in it as closer to something they cannot name than to anything they can. It leaves marks on surfaces. The marks do not always correspond to where the precipitation fell.

The committee has issued a call for observational descriptions from readers who have experienced it. Submissions should avoid comparing the precipitation to rain or snow. Previous submissions that relied on these comparisons were returned, with a note explaining that "frameworks drawn from existing precipitation have consistently led description into categories that do not apply here."

Until formal designation is complete, the precipitation is referred to in official communications as "the new one."

The committee does not have a timeline for resolution. Number rationing has complicated the classification process, as a full scientific designation requires more Arabic numerals than most researchers currently have in their allocations.

Browning: One Month In
Notes on Enforcement, Community Response, and a Remark from Torres

The tip line, 1-800-624-5527, has received more than twelve thousand calls since the March ruling. The FDA confirmed the volume without providing a breakdown by category. When asked how many calls had led to compliance investigations, the agency said: "All calls are reviewed."

Three compliance investigations have been confirmed. Two remain in progress. One has been closed. The FDA declined to describe the outcome of the closed investigation. The household involved was unavailable for comment. A neighbor who identified herself as Patricia said: "They stopped. That is all I can say. They stopped and things are quieter on that street now."

A restaurant group operating fourteen locations filed for Maillard Exception Permits in March. Eleven were approved for sixty-day review periods. Three were not approved. The three restaurants where permits were denied have since closed. Their owners have not commented publicly. A handwritten notice in the window of one location reads: "Thank you for many years of your business. We apologize for the inconvenience."

Torres on substrate and browning

Torres appeared at a separate BetterButter event last week. A journalist asked whether he had any comment on the compliance patterns emerging from Maillard enforcement.

"Substrate does not participate in the Maillard reaction," Torres said. "BetterButter produces no browning at any temperature. I have said this before."

The journalist asked whether, given that the March formula involved changes to the substrate, there was any connection between substrate integration in consumers and the compliance patterns the FDA was now tracking.

Torres looked at the journalist for a moment.

"I want to be precise about something," he said. "Substrate does not brown. And things that do not brown have nothing to worry about."

He did not elaborate. The journalist did not follow up.

"Home cooking compliance remains voluntary. We want to be clear about that. What people choose to do in their own kitchens, independent of what is currently required, is their own decision. We are simply making sure people have the information they need to make it."

FDA Bureau of Non-Compliant Chemical Events, April statement
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Institute of Domestic Wellness • Office of Calendar Coordination • Correction

The Institute of Domestic Wellness does not recognize the designation "April Fools Day" in the current optimized calendar. The date, April 1st, is present. The designation is not.

Residents whose calendars still carry this designation are advised that it does not reflect current guidance and should not be observed in that form. No replacement designation has been assigned at this time. April 1st will proceed as a standard undesignated day.

This year, April 1st falls on a Wednesday. Wednesday memory allocation applies. Residents are reminded that events occurring on Wednesdays are not reliably retained in memory. Any information received on Thursday, April 2nd, that purports to describe events from April 1st should be verified through authorized channels before being accepted as accurate. This applies to all information received on Thursday, April 2nd, without exception, including information that seems straightforward.

April 2nd is a Thursday. Thursday memory functions normally. Verify on Thursday.

A Note from Someone We Have Not Heard From in a While

To the editors of Modern Living Monthly,

Thank you for the coverage of what happened with Jon Arbuckle. I want to be specific about that because I mean it specifically: the way you covered it was careful, and I am grateful for that. It was not easy to describe what the strip did and you did not ask me to explain more than I could. More letters arrived than I expected. People understood. Several of them understood things I had not yet put into words. That is an unusual experience and I have been thinking about it ever since.

I wanted you to know that I have been drawing more than I have in years. Something cleared after it happened. I do not have a better word than that. For a long time I felt the strip pulling in a direction I could not redirect, and when it finally went there, something loosened. There is more room now. I have been filling it.

Some of what I have been drawing is Garfield. The strip continues. It is different without Jon. Garfield is different without someone to ignore. He has always existed in relation to Jon's failures, and without them he is doing something I am still working out how to draw. Odie is different too. He has started looking at spaces that are not occupied. I keep drawing his eyeline toward empty areas of the panel. I do not know what he is looking for. I have not decided yet.

Some of what I have been drawing is other things. I have not shown anyone the other things yet. I am not ready to describe them. I will say that they do not look like comic strips.

The strip's house has been very quiet. I realize this sounds like a strange thing to say about a drawing, but I am sure you will understand what I mean. I keep drawing Garfield in the kitchen and he keeps ending up in Jon's chair by the final panel. I will place him at the counter. At the window. Once in the hallway, near the door. By the time I finish the panel, he is in the chair. I have started working around it, drawing the panel without the chair indicated and finding it there anyway when the strip is done. I have decided not to fight this for now.

I found a strip in a folder last week that I do not remember drawing. It is finished. The lettering is mine. The date on the back is from two years ago. I have looked at it several times and I still do not remember making it. I have set it aside for the moment. I am sure there is a straightforward explanation.

I am sure it is nothing. Everything is going very well. Thank you again for the thoughtful coverage. I hope to have something to share soon.

Jim Davis

Letter from the Editor

Welcome to Issue CCLIII.

April is here. You are still here. Those two facts have not always been guaranteed to arrive together, and this month more than most we are aware of the gap between them.

This month we are thinking about April 17th. You have been thinking about it too. The mail tells us what readers are thinking about, and a significant number of letters this month contain a specific date. April 17th. XII.8%. Torres's certainty about these things is notable. We are noting it. We do not know yet what we will be writing in May.

The houses are asking more questions. Some of them are asking the same question across households that have never been in contact. The Institute is reviewing this. We are told the question pertains to something occupants generally do not discuss with each other. We have chosen not to ask what it is. If your house is asking, you will know.

Harst continues. We have a field guide now. That helps, or it helps as much as a field guide to something that decides its own duration can help.

A note from Jim Davis appears in this issue. He is fine. He is drawing. He has not shown anyone the other things yet.

We read every letter. We are reading yours right now, or we will be soon. The date does not change that.

The Editorial Team

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COMMUNITY BOARD
SEEKING: Anyone who has experienced the new precipitation and found a way to describe it. The naming committee's call specified no comparison to rain or snow. I have been standing in it twice and I have nothing useful left. I know what it is not. I cannot find what it is. Coffee, my treat, wherever that still means something.
NOTICE: To the neighbor who called the Maillard hotline in January. We know it was you. We are not angry. The investigators were polite and we have complied fully and the kitchen is different now in ways we are adjusting to. We wanted you to know that we noticed, and that we have also noticed you have not browned anything since October. We understand. We are not angry. We would like our cast iron back whenever it is convenient.
FOUND: A quality of late afternoon light, approximately forty minutes after Harst rain, in the back garden. I do not know if this belongs to anyone or if it is the same one people have been looking for since autumn. It does not seem to want to leave. I have not tried to make it. If it is yours, write to us and we will arrange a time.
SEEKING: Jim Davis. I read your letter in this issue. I have also been drawing things I have not shown anyone. I do not know if they are similar to yours. I am not asking to see yours. I am only asking if you wonder about mine the way I wonder about yours.
FREE: April Fools Day. Designation pending administrative review per Institute notice this issue. I have been observing it for years and I would rather not leave it sitting here unused while the designation sorts itself out. Condition: slightly obsolete, function unclear. Please observe responsibly until formal guidance arrives.
SEEKING: Someone to tell me whether the bread tastes right now. Not the BetterButter bread. The old bread. I am trying to remember what it was supposed to taste like and I cannot get there anymore. I know it was different. I have been trying to explain the difference for months and I cannot find the words. If anyone remembers, I would like to sit with someone who remembers.
FREE: Tuesdays. Still have too many. Situation unchanged from last month and the month before and the month before that. If anyone needs an extra Tuesday I am happy to share. Mine work fine. I simply have more than I need and I am not sure anymore where they keep coming from.
NOTICE: Our house answered its own question last week. We do not know what it decided. The Institute asked us to write in if this happened. We are writing in. The house seems settled. We are still adjusting.
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Issue CCLIV

• April 17th: What Happened
• Harst: Still Here
• The Naming Committee Has Reconvened
• Jim Davis: An Update on the Other Things
• Your House Has an Answer
• What the Bread Was
• What the Tip Line Found
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Thank you for reading Issue CCLIII of Modern Living Monthly.

April 17th is still ahead. You know the date.

Harst continues. The precipitation has no name. The houses are asking.

Jim Davis is drawing. He has not shown anyone the other things yet.

We will be here when April 17th happens. We are always here.

See you on the other side of it.

The Editorial Team
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