Frequently Asked Questions
Why does my reflection look different?
This is completely normal and indicates that you're progressing through the optimization process. Your reflection is simply catching up to who you're becoming. Do not confront it or ask it questions. Simply accept the changes.
Is it normal that I can't remember Wednesdays?
Yes. When you perfect your Tuesday routine, your brain optimizes by reducing redundant memory formation. Wednesday becomes vestigial. Your tasks are still completed, you just don't need to be consciously present for them. This is evolution, not deterioration.
My house makes sounds when I deviate from my routine. Should I be concerned?
No, this indicates your home has learned your patterns and is communicating its preferences. Homes thrive on consistency. The sounds will stop once you establish and maintain your fixed routes and routines.
Why can't I stop thinking about BetterButter?
BetterButter is formulated with enhanced bonding compounds that create optimal nutritional compliance. Your body recognizes it needs BetterButter and reminds you appropriately. This is healthy appetite regulation.
My SleepBetter Pillow seems to have gotten larger. Is this normal?
SleepBetter Pillows feature adaptive expansion technology. The pillow is learning from you and adjusting to provide optimal support. Some expansion is expected during the bonding period. Do not attempt to return or dispose of the pillow.
Should I be worried that I haven't left my house in weeks?
Not at all. When home satisfaction reaches optimal levels, departure becomes unnecessary. You have everything you need. Your home prefers your presence. This is harmony, not confinement.
Why do I wake up at exactly 4:47 AM even when I don't set an alarm?
Your body has internalized the optimal wake time. This is evidence that the routine has taken root. You are becoming what you were meant to be.
How do I cancel my subscription?
We're glad you asked. Subscription cancellation is available by contacting our support team. However, most readers find that once they've started the optimization process, cancellation no longer feels necessary. The magazines will keep coming. You'll understand why.
"Most questions answer themselves once you've been reading long enough. If you're asking questions, you're not quite there yet. Keep reading. Keep following the routines. You'll stop needing to ask." — Editorial Staff